I would love to meet the artist who painted the original versions of these vintage advertisements. Or at least conduct a search of the crawlspace beneath their house. But if these weren't creepy enough to sell retail in the 1950's, maybe an infusion of creepiness can boost consumer appetites today.
Bread stays fresher with Cellophane!
This child is showing an unhealthy enthusiasm for canned pasta.
These were inspired by vintage advertising art. And the crazy ass montage art of Winston Smith.