Have a few of my dirty Limericks:
There was an old man from Pittsburgh,
Who had a great pain where he sits-burgh,
He gave a hard push,
And out blew his tush,
Now he uncontrollably shits-burgh.
There was a lady from Lancaster,
Who got great gas when she drank-aster,
One night as she guzzled,
Her ass was unmuzzled,
And boomed like an artillery tank-aster.
I met a fat man from Philly,
Whose farts were remarkably silly,
Their pitch was so high,
That bats would drop by,
Whenever his wife served him chili.
There once was a lady of Ukraine,
With an ass the size of a freight train,
Her husband had doubts
When he whipped it out,
But he wasn’t the sort to complain.
There was a short man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
The ladies longed for him,
But they seemed to bore him,
He said I’m all set, so fuck it.