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And Yale.


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And Nike.

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Your Debut Album

Here is a strategy that's been going around to discover the name of your band, and the name of your debut album:

1 - Go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - Go to Random quotations: http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.

If you want to do this again, you'll hit refresh to generate new quotes, because clicking the quotes link again will just give you the same quotes over and over again.

3 - Go to flickr's "explore the last seven days" http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/

And the third picture will be your album cover.

Put your band's name, the album name, and album cover together, that's your debut album.

My debut album?

2186 Keldysh proudly presents

Day After the Revolution

What about you?

So you need an idea for a Halloween Costume

I’d be…

1. pothead. place a pot over one's head.
2. mummy. toilet-paper style.
3. robot. tinfoil style.
4. frat boy. white hat, misogynistic themed shirt over popped polo.
5. baby. oversized lollipop, adult diaper, skip the line at the bathroom.
6. a bumblebee.
7. heroin addict. syringe, surgical rubber, eyeblack.
8. There Will be Blood Oilman. Cowboy hat Costume covered in oil, shout ”BASTARD IN A BASKET”, “I DRINK IT UP”, “I AM AN OILMAN.”
9. life of the party. lampshade, loose tie.
10. statue. toga + baby powder.
11. flower head. Green clothes, petals around neck.
12. particle man. particle man.
13. bob ross. afro + painters palette. (big ups Eric B)
14. bukkake star. pearl necklaces.
15. one girl. one cup.
16. any character from a bob dylan song
17. subprime mortgage. paper and balloons.
18. pig pen. from peanuts.
19. crazy cat lady. loads of stuffed animal cats.
20. whipped cream dispenser. white suit, whipped cream cans.
21. sex offender. thick glasses, moustache, candy.
22. salad. grean leaf, tomatoes, onions, croutons.
23. hipster.
24. panty man. dressed completely in panties.
25. fat guy. clothes stuffed with clothing making you look really fat.
26. pregnant lady. with birth action removable bloody newborn baby.
27. shamed passed out person. drunken sharpee tattoos.
28. professor. leather elbow patched blazer, pipe.
29. date rapist. phony mickey pills, smile.
30. @*#% in a box gifter.
31. underwear made from cds. what are you? cd's. huh? see deez nuts.
32. magnetic man. metal objects glued to one's self.
33. predatory lender. wolf or shark in business suit.
34. sandwich board guy.
35. barrel wearing poor person.
36. leaf man.
37. voting booth. big box, mccain and obama lever.
38. kamikaze pilot. rising sun headband, jumpsuit.
39. zombie jfk. suit, head wound.
40. jackie o. pink lady suit, pillbox hat, handful of brains.
41. tetris piece.
42. pi mei.
43. little mac.
44. great tiger.
45. sanjaya.
46. apu.
47. electro-lady.
48. plastic lady. fake boobs, fake lips.
49. marionette. strings attached.
50. edward 40 hands. a 40s taped to each hand.
51. ninja.
52. wireman.
53. Randle P McMurphy.
54. arcade machine. cardboard, with cheeky joystick.
55. cornholio.
56. conspiracy theorist. tin foil hat, 9/11 truth pamphlets.
57. leper.
58. janet jackson. wardrobe malfunction.
59. poolboy. butterfly net.
60. man afflicted with giant tick
61. broken record. lp pieces of vinyl attached all over. and over.
62. Kat Von Dee - draw her tattoos on yerself
63. POW McCain
64. mr mighty cinammon.
65. shower (see Karate Kid)
66. cobrai kai skeleton trooper. sweep the leg.
67. spa treatment. mud mask, terry cloth robe, cucumber slices.
68. little superstar.
69. sheet ghost
70. chairman mao.