Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Bird Bashing

This Leap Day, I'd like to address a serious subject that affects us all. Hilarious bird collisions.

Fabio's enormous head collides with a bird.

Randy "The Big Unit" Johnson obliterates a bird with a fastball. Not sure what the ruling on the field was, but I'm calling a fowl ball.

Captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger hits a flock of birds, inspiring bartenders to create "The Sully" — two shots of Grey Goose and a splash of water.

Thank you for your attention, let's all use this day to reflect on how birds occupy American airspace without any thought to whether Fabio's enormous head might come flying through.

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